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A Letter From A Black Child Which Won The First Prize

When I born, I black

When I grew up, I black

When I go in the sun, I black

When I scared, I black

When I sick, I black

And when I die, I still black

When you born, you pink

When you grow up, you white

When you go in the sun, you red

When you cold, you blue

When you scared, you yellow

When you sick, you green

When you die, you gray

And you call ME COLORED

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think about this

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

good to know

Answer the phone by LEFT ear
برای صحبت با موبایل از گوش چپ استفاده کن

   Do not drink coffeeTWICE a dayروزانه بیش از دو فنجان قهوه ننوشید. 

Do not take pills with COOL water
قرص و داروها را با آب خیلی سرد تناول نکنید.

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm
بعد از ساعت 5:00 از خوردن غذای چرب خوداری کنید.
Reduce the amount of TEA you consume

مصرف چای روزانه را کم کنید

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume
از مقدار غذای چرب و اشباع شده با روغن در وعده های غذایی کم کنید



Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night
در صبح آب بيشتر و در شب آب كمتر بنوشيد.



Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS
از گوشی موبایل در زمان شارژ شدن دوری کنید. 


Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time
از سمعکهای تلفن ثابت و موبایل برای مدت طولانی استفاده نکنید. 


Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning بهترین زمان خواب از ساعت 10:00 شب تا ساعت 6:00 صبح است



Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping
بعد ازخوردن دارو فورا" به خواب نروید.


When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times
زمانیکه باتری موبایل ضعیف است با جایی تماس نگیرید و تماس کسی را جواب ندهید چون در این حالت امواجی که گوشی منتشر می کند 1000 برابر است.

Forward this to those whom you CARE about
لطفا" به هركسي كه نگران سلامتي او هستيد بفرستيد.